Romeo:
I just met you
Romeo:
and this is crazy
Romeo:
but marry me in three days
Romeo:
and commit mutual suicide
spicybutthole:
easy breezy beautiful covergirl
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Here, have some kittens...
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Delicious food? There.
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I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss:
*walks into the room*
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PORN?
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YOU SAID PORN?
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DID I HEAR DICKS?
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WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?